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"sam puppy"
nineteen
september 16
singer/ musician
my heart is in my music
 survivor and winner of Celebrities Go Wild !
The original Human /Cookie Monster/puppy.
i like food

i have nine asexually reproduced kids. not thirty-seven no matter what the wives say.

Lillian Blake will always be the beautiful girlfriend and bits to my kibble who thinks she's cool because she can rap but everyone knows i'm the best coolest rapper ever. i said a woof-woof-woofity-woof.
[APART OF A ESTABLISHED FAMILY OF FLAWLESS. ]
Loyal puppy.
Text to Sammy♥

Lilly: Come back into my life.
Lilly: I miss you. A lot.
Lilly: A lot a lot.
Lilly: I miss my puppy.
Lilly: And I'm *NOT* talking about Baylor.
Lilly: I just want to hug you.
Sam: Lost lonely puppy in need of cuddles and kisses, please love me.
Sam: :)
i bring you flowers lilly but then i eat them.

i bring you flowers lilly but then i eat them.

you need to share.

you need to share.

Text: Alys

Aly: HAHA. I'm a cow okay, I like to eat.
Sam: I KNEW IT. HEY you could at least leave A FEW of the red popsicles for me.

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